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3 Superpowers You Get From Drinking Coffee

Did you know that using high quality coffee beans for your morning cup of joe can give you superpowers? If you’ve been drinking the pre-ground stuff that you have to keep in the freezer, you might be missing out on a number of benefits. The specialty coffee beans you’ll find in King’s Koffees come with a number of benefits.

Are you a fan of comic books? You could be just like your favorite superheroes after drinking a cup of the good stuff. But what superpowers will you actually get when you consume the beans that you’ll get from our coffee roasting company? Keep reading to find out!

King’s Koffee Can Provide You With...

Super Speed

Do you dream of being just like the Scarlet Speedster? Known more commonly as The Flash, Barry Allen can “run up buildings, move so swiftly he phases through objects, create sonic booms with the snap of his fingers—and never need to order delivery.” Being able to react to everything in your path at the speed of light would come in incredibly handy at work, wouldn’t it?

Are we saying that a cup or two of our fair trade coffee will give you powers like The Flash? Well, not quite, but consuming just the right amount of coffee can give you the energy boost you need to power through your day, getting all of your work done efficiently and leaving your coworkers wondering just how it is that you are able to do what you do.

Just avoid Barry’s mistake and don’t start moving so fast that you accidentally open up a multiverse due to the frequency of the molecular vibrations that your speed will inevitably cause!

Super Focus

Which superheroes come to mind when you think of incredible focus? That prize could certainly go to Batman, also sometimes known as the World’s Greatest Detective (in addition to being the Caped Crusader and the Dark Knight, of course). You don’t get to be the best detective in the world without being able to hone in your focus, after all!

In many instances, the daughter of police commissioner Jim Gordon, Barbara Gordon (also known sometimes as Batgirl and other times as Oracle) has often been shown to possess incredible levels of focus. As Oracle, she utilizes her photographic memory and her knowledge of databases to aid the Dark Knight in his adventures.

That award could also possibly go to Tony Stark, aka Iron Man. His “genius level intellect” and a “keen business mind” certainly qualify him for being pretty focused in our book. Creating a flying suit of armor that turns an ordinary man into a superhero requires quite a bit of focus.

Or maybe your answer would be that Professor Charles Xavier is the hero with the most incredible ability to focus. After all, he has the ability to learn new languages simply by looking into the mind of another person.

A cup of our coffee might not having you perform at superhuman levels to stay focused, but it might be just what you need to start your day off on the right foot.

Super Strength

When it comes to having super strength, a number of different superheroes come to mind. Some will immediately think of Swamp Thing and his ability to control plant life, growing “a full array of titanic bodies from even the tiniest sprout of green.” Others might think of The Incredible Hulk, whose “capacity for physical strength is potentially limitless due to the fact that the Hulk's strength increases proportionally with his level of great emotional stress.”

Still others will no doubt think of Superman who is known for his superhuman abilities, perhaps the most impressive of which is his strength. With the ability to leap over tall buildings in a single bound and crush anything that stands in his way, he is a great choice. Or, of course, there is also Wonder Woman who was granted the power of great strength from Demeter. A skilled combatant and her superhuman strength mean that she is well-equipped to handle any challenge that is thrown her way.

Wolverine is known for is adamantium skeleton and his ability to heal himself of nearly any wound. As comic books, television shows, and movies have shown us time and time again, there is an enduring quality to Wolverine that is inspiring as he uses his super strength to make the world a better place (sometimes begrudgingly so).

When you order from our coffee roasting company, you’ll also have access to a sweet nectar that transforms you into a superhuman, capable of conquering your day with elegance and aplomb. That’s the difference that our high quality coffee beans can make.

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Will our coffee make you as agile as Spiderman? Will it make you resilient as Black Panther? Or as quick-witted as Dr. Strange? Well, perhaps not, but there’s just something special about starting your day with a great cup of coffee--and sometimes that can be a better thing than having actual superpowers.

If you’ve been looking for premium coffee beans to brew up a cup of the good stuff, look no further. Our coffee roasting company prides itself on providing our customers with the best coffee around. With a handful of coffee beans to choose from, you can pick the coffee that sounds best for you, knowing that the end result will be incredibly delicious. Order yours today!